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The Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it. The Postal Service noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:
1.The stamp is in perfect order.
2.There is nothing wrong with the glue.
3.People are just spitting on the wrong side.
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Tell us how well those Bush stamps worked...
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About like "all children left behind?" He sucked the life (what was left) out of the country. Course, we do have all those used WMDs for sale, maybe we can recover some of the war money from them.
We'll keep the lights on for you.
Spuds
Yeah..exactly.. The thing I find funny is that most of the same folks who come with the Obama jokes are the same ones that elected Bush...TWICE!!..haha...Now that there's funny..
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How does one persons ineptitude become the subject of another persons ineptitude?
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I guess because the ineptitude of the ones doing the criticizing produced the ineptitude that put us where we are in in the first place. Because of that ineptitude, I think it's kind of strange that the same people would deem themselves qualified to point out the perceived ineptitude of anyone...Originally Posted by Gotch
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They are all politicians and therefore by definition they do not care about the masses but only the opinions of the masses. Trading a conservative for a liberal or a democrat for a republican is simply the same as trading an embezzler for a pick-pocket or trading a forger for a shop lifter. They're all crooks, the only difference to how they go about stealing from you.
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Little Johnny - Daddy how can you tell when a politician is lying?
Dad - Well Johnny, watch his lips real close like, when they move...he's lying.
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Well it's like this...I know one day I'm gonna die, but that don't mean I go home and kill myself. Bush did all but kill this country in his 8 years...you can argue all ya want, but you know it's the truth.
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